Articles :: Humor :: Why Daddy's shouldn't buy their children's clothes

written by Toby Miller on August 6, 2007
August 6, 2007

I just got these from an email yesterday. My favorite one is probably "Daddy's Little Squirt", it looks like a fun little Reproductive Casper. =)

All daddy wanted was a blowjob

Are you my daddy?

Daddy drinks because I cry

Daddy's little squirt

F the Gerber Baby

I can kick your baby's ass

I tore mommy a new one

My pee-pee is bigger than yours

Now that I'm safe I'm pro-choice

Playground PIMPs

They shake me


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