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Baby Calvin
written by Toby Miller on November 28, 2005
Calvin's first appearance
November 28, 2005
http://www.tobymiller.com/articles/family/baby_calvin.php

A Grandchild's Guide to Using Grandpa's Computer
written by Toby Miller on January 25, 2007
Most people will recognize portions of this poem as
January 25, 2007
http://www.tobymiller.com/articles/humor/a_grandchilds_guide_to_using_grandpas_computer.php

Homicide Investigator Trumps Telemarketer
written by Toby Miller on November 1, 2006
Telemarketer stumbles onto murder scene (not really, but real funny)
November 1, 2006
http://www.tobymiller.com/articles/humor/homicide_investigator_trumps_telemarketer.php

How to Sell Mens Underwear
written by Toby Miller on November 29, 2006
Ever wondered how to sell underwear to Men without making them feel uncomfortable watching other Men model them? Well, look no further.
November 29, 2006
http://www.tobymiller.com/articles/humor/how_to_sell_mens_underwear.php

DUI meets So You Think You Can Dance
written by Toby Miller on November 30, 2006
ABC's backwards, line walking, barrel turns, eventual self incrimination, hehe ... check it out.
November 30, 2006
http://www.tobymiller.com/articles/humor/dui_meets_so_you_think_you_can_dance.php

When NOT to clean your glasses
written by Toby Miller on December 4, 2006
Can a haircut actually be TOO relaxing?
December 4, 2006
http://www.tobymiller.com/articles/humor/when_not_to_clean_your_glasses.php

Holy Canine, Jesus is Everywhere
written by Toby Miller on March 23, 2007
I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it for myself, but right there it is. =)
March 23, 2007
http://www.tobymiller.com/articles/humor/holy_canine_jesus_is_everywhere.php

How Children Deal With Monsters
written by Toby Miller on April 2, 2007
Check out how this three year old deals with monsters
April 2, 2007
http://www.tobymiller.com/articles/humor/how_children_deal_with_monsters.php

"Big People" Words
written by Toby Miller on May 23, 2007
This joke is a cute little reminder of how the mind of a child actually works. Just remember that they absorb everything!
May 23, 2007
http://www.tobymiller.com/articles/humor/big_people_words.php

I Love Mustard
written by Toby Miller on June 14, 2007
As a father you'll truly appreciate this joke ... especially if you love mustard the way I do.
June 14, 2007
http://www.tobymiller.com/articles/humor/i_love_mustard.php

Three Little Pigs
written by Toby Miller on July 13, 2007
Imagine the logical mind of a six year old combined with animal stories, this is pretty funny.
July 13, 2007
http://www.tobymiller.com/articles/humor/three_little_pigs.php

Why Daddy's shouldn't buy their children's clothes
written by Toby Miller on August 6, 2007
I wonder how many of these kids actually know what they're wearing?
August 6, 2007
http://www.tobymiller.com/articles/humor/why_daddys_shouldnt_buy_their_childrens_clothes.php

Color Illusion Video
written by Toby Miller on May 23, 2007
This is a video that makes a color photo stay in color even after it goes black and white ... pretty neat.
May 23, 2007
http://www.tobymiller.com/articles/miscellaneous/color_illusion_video.php

Is Big Brother Really Watching?
written by Toby Miller on November 10, 2006
Well, probably not, but Dick Cheney has been trying to change all of that ... seriously.
November 10, 2006
http://www.tobymiller.com/articles/politics/is_big_brother_really_watching.php

What's your true Political Party Platform
written by Toby Miller on November 27, 2006
Have you ever wished there was more to choose from than Democrat or Republican? Well stop wishing because there are lots of other options out there. Maybe it's time to switch teams and root for a party that you actually believe in.
November 27, 2006
http://www.tobymiller.com/articles/politics/whats_your_true_political_party_platform.php

Ron Paul - President for 2008
written by Toby Miller on November 8, 2007
Elect someone who will make our Fore Fathers proud for a change.
November 8, 2007
http://www.tobymiller.com/articles/politics/ron_paul_-_president_for_2008.php

Tea Party 2007
written by Toby Miller on November 21, 2007
Support Ron Paul at the 2007 Tea Party
November 21, 2007
http://www.tobymiller.com/articles/politics/tea_party_2007.php

Qualities of a Great President
written by Toby Miller on January 10, 2008
What are the qualities of a great president?
January 10, 2008
http://www.tobymiller.com/articles/politics/qualities_of_a_great_president.php

                                                                                                                                                                         
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